Use your B-Day to determine what would happen if YOU were in Fallout 3.

This was a post on Gamefaqs.com by somebody named, Cheese4now.

Month:

1: I repeatedly shot <insert name from Day list here>
2: I was sold at a high price by
3: I was tossed a Missile launcher by
4: I was robbed blind by
5: I was violated by
6: I mutated into
7: I bought cave fungus from
8: I was equipped with T-51b Power Armour by
9: I reverse pickpocketed a grenade into <insert name from day list here>'s Pants
10: I built an unstoppable army with
11: I kissed with
12: I traded war stories with

Day:

1.Lucas Simms
2.Arkansas
3.Crazy Wolfgang
4.Clover
5.A group of Raiders
6.A Robobrain
7.Dogmeat
8.Dukov
9.A Feral Ghoul
10.Col. Autumn
11.Cherry
12.James
13.Butcher Pete
14.The Victory Rifle
15.Fawkes
16.A Glowing One
17.A Mole Rat
18.Agatha
19.A Super Mutant Behemoth
20.The Action Abe action figure
21.A box of Sugar Bombs
22.The Mechanist
23.Deputy Weld
24.A Super Mutant
25.Reily's Rangers
26.Liberty Prime
27.Three Dog
28.Mutilated Organs
29.A Radroach
30.Amata
31.President John Henry Eden

Year:

1969 and below: Inside a Vault-Tec Vault.
1970: in the Irradiated Metro
1971: under a pile of dead bodies
1972: way before the game was even released.
1973: and then we listened to some Creedance Clear Water Revival.
1974: and then I woke up.
1975: Without a hope of surviving
1976: -wait, did Pong come out yet?
1977: after sharpening my combat knife
1978: at a Metallica concert.
1979: while I obsessively hunted for all of the Bobbleheads
1980: as Megaton Exploded
1981: in a cage with a Deathclaw
1982: in Rivet City.
1983: in the Jefferson Memorial Rotunda
1984: but then our Vertibird crashed.
1985: but the camera angles sucked.
1986: and then ran out of ammo
1987: but it glitched and we got Stuck in VATS mode
1988: without breaking a sweat
1989: after being devoured by Yao Guai
1990: and we both loved it
1991: in a cardboard box
1992: After refusing to give up the Sexy Sleepwear
1993: after being taught the ways of the fist by Chuck Norris
1994: while a Mr. Gutsy watched.
1995: and then I leveled up
1996: in Oasis
1997: and a hollywood director made a horrible movie out of it
1998: while smoking ungodly amounts of cave fungus.
1999: in Minefield
2000: As Y2K failed to live up to our expectations
2001 and up: in 1080p.

I was tossed a missile launcher by President John Henry Eden and then I leveled up.

I was tossed a missile by James after refusing to give up the Sexy Sleepwear

I hate my birthyear now...

I reverse pickpocketed a grenade into Arkansas' Pants after being taught the ways of the fist by Chuck Norris.

1. Who was Arkansas?
2. The REAL way of the fist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dfe7hVfyZTU

Arkansas was the guy w/ the sniper at the minefield. http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Arkansas

I'm not sure if I ever crossed paths with him

Lemon Man wrote:I'm not sure if I ever crossed paths with him

If you did the Wasteland Survival Guide getting Mines for Moira, (Chapter 1), then you did. Besides, you said you had one playthrough, and the game has been out for almost 2 yrs. You could have just forgot.

Qpqrkjq wrote:

Lemon Man wrote:I'm not sure if I ever crossed paths with him

If you did the Wasteland Survival Guide getting Mines for Moira, (Chapter 1), then you did. Besides, you said you had one playthrough, and the game has been out for almost 2 yrs. You could have just forgot.

Then I might have. But I think I would remember, and I don't, so maybe I didn't.

Lemon Man wrote:

Qpqrkjq wrote:

Lemon Man wrote:I'm not sure if I ever crossed paths with him

If you did the Wasteland Survival Guide getting Mines for Moira, (Chapter 1), then you did. Besides, you said you had one playthrough, and the game has been out for almost 2 yrs. You could have just forgot.

Then I might have. But I think I would remember, and I don't, so maybe I didn't.

You practically have to kill him! He's shooting you!